Small Problem

Paige Dankhert, I don't if all the way serious or not, asked me out.....

It's not like she's not going to ask why and my answer will only work for about.....a year and a half, which is good, but still gives me problems then. And Ireally don't feel like telling her much.

Help!

AHA! I knew she liked you! AHA AHA AHA!

HAHAHA!

Okay, then. . . tell her your parents won't let you date. Seriously, they don't let you do anything anyways.

Aaahhhh. . . I find it kind of amusing.

I'm going to date whether or not htey wnat me to or not. And besides, My car excuse holds up, but doen'st hold for future dates.

Just tell her you don't feel like getting involved with anybody at the moment, and that there are just too many other complications. Family stuff or something, that always works for us foster kids. I've used it and I'm almost positive Mike has. However if that doesn't work here is another possible list of letdowns...


1)I'm not into you like THAT.
2)It's against my religion.
3)The monkey in my closet said OOOH OOH AHH!!!! (litteral translation: ...no )
4)Feign a blow to the head that may have caused minor amnesia and you don't remember who she is.
5)Hire a hit man... 'nuff said.
6)My love for the hit TV show "Family Guy" far outweighs my feelings for you and could cause problems in a future mutual relationship.

hahahaha family guy.

OMG this is all hilarious. sorry kev, but really! HILARIOUS! kevin-and-paige, sittin-in-a-tree,

okay i'm done now!

ahhh.......funny shit here

wow... those are amazin refusals.

i've only used like.... standard ones.

and all on the same person...

its sad. but anyways...

whose Paige?

like, what's she like.

HAHA i remember when she had like the hugest crush on me... it was funny stuff

paige is this chick and she's definitely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier and she's always kind of wish-washy when she talks and is just this major. . . oddness.

and i can't believe she liked you mike! OMG i just totally LOLed! *cough*

awkward turtle...

I may be a good liar but I like loigcal excuses.

That what happens when I cna't flirt with guys but flirt with girls....

ok... this is totally off subject but.. i always knew you would make a great gay guy kev... as a matter of fact i'm sure i pointed it out on a few occasions

okay.
don't mean to sound like an uber bitch.
but,
i'm going to anyways.
simple answer to this simply complicated problem.
say no.
if the dull bulb asks why..
say i don't like you.
'nuff said.

lol the dull bulb will back off. she'll still like you, but she'll back off.

and mike, i think that is EXACTLY what i said when he told me. something along those lines. i could never see kevin as a ladies' man. now i know why.

Sorry, but something about.....never mind.



No works......But it doesn't solve pesky people. And trust me, that has happened twice.

well.
tell them to hop up off your jock.

Fine.

But there's someone I want on it.


....

Mike, can you get rid of the stars?

Or Make them smaller?

Or beter yet...Make them smaller, and put only on both sides of Abhorsen, with them black and green.

geez. somebody's awfully demanding.

Why yse I am.

Thank You.