alrighty here's mine...
just to make you happy...
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Jimmy.
Once upon a time in a not so far away place, there lived a very green, very awesome frog named Jimmy.
Jimmy lived in Florida with his pet cow, Doris. Him and Doris went everywhere together. They had the best times.
One day Jimmy decided he was going to visit his cousin, George in the irrigation canals in Mexico.
On his way there he saw a beautiful sombrero. The sombrero had bright pink tassly thingys all over it, along with bright green candy canes and rainbow ribbon wrapped around it. He loved it so much that he just had to have it. He bought it and wore it all the way to the irrigation canal George lived in.
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